Monday, July 20, 2009


Howdy Rooftoppers!

I read up on that Hints from Heloise lady and did you know that sometimes, well most a the time, people send in stuff for her column? It's true! So I thought I'd do a little bit a Heloisein' myself and post somethin' from my favorite follower and yurs, that little gal with the pink legs

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the witch has everything.
2. Take life with a pinch of salt..... a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila.
3. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it, and so far I've lost 15 days.
4. When life gets you down, just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
5. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here.
6. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
7. Don't get your knickers in a knot. It solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
8. If it has tires or testicles, it's going to give you trouble.
9. By the time a woman realizes that her Mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
10. And my personal favorite --> Remember, wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man, there is some woman tired of his bullcrap.

Oh heck, she still looks great at 60... Pa-shaw!

Y'all come back and see Ida... OKZ!


  1. Afraid to comment bout this one...

  2. And my personal favorite... I know I'm in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here.

    Sure glad you didn't post some of the more questionable ones I've sent. People might think I'm as crazy as you are!

    Al, be afraid, be very afraid!

  3. Okay the "tires or testicles" thing really offended me. Autos have been improved so much over the years. And, tires! Those buddies are so much more reliable than I am. The testicles? Well, yeah. I can see some trouble with those things.

  4. Ida, I don't see an "Ask Ida" place on your blog, so we can ask stuff not necessarily related to a recent blog. Can you do an "Ask Ida" section, 'cause I gotta ask you what I'm s'posed to do.

    I've got kinfolk comin' tomorrow. I've got six bucks to my name. There's a big hunka somethin' grey in the freezer. Not sure what it is. The label turned brittle and cracked. I've got some onions, peanut butter, hotdog buns, a box of lemon jello and cellery. What can I do. I need help, like now!!! What would Ida do? Bradley Smeltz

  5. Since Ida didn't answer your question can you let us know what happened? I think today is tomorrow.
    Is Ida on vacation?
    By the way, I'm think'in some kinda casserole {if that helps any}